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| Crimvael | |
| Japanese | クリムヴェール |
| Romaji | Kurimuvēru |
| • Characteristics• | |
| Race | Angel |
| Gender | Intersex (Assumed Male) |
| Age | ? |
| Hair Color | Blonde |
| Eye Color | Blue |
| Height | 145 cm[1] |
| • Professional Status• | |
| Affiliation | Reviewers |
| Occupation | Waiter |
| • Personal Status• | |
| Status | Active |
| • Debuts• | |
| Manga | Chapter 02 |
| Anime | Episode 01 |
| • Portrayal• | |
| English Voice | Brittney Karbowski |
| Japanese Voice | Miyu Tomita |
Crimvael (クリムヴェール Kurimuvēru?), nicknamed as Crim (クリム Kurimu?) is an Angel and one of the protagonists of Interspecies Reviewers. Ever since being saved by Stunk and Zel, Crim joined them on their quest of reviewing Succu-joints.
Appearance[]
Crimvael is an angelic being that resembles a very young human girl with small wings and a broken halo. His blonde hair reaches down to his hips, and is trimmed and parted above the eyes in front. Crim’s outfit is a small white toga with black spats and sandals. He is biologically hermaphrodite, and as such, possess both female and male genitalia.
Crim’s penis has been noted for its size multiple times, and while we don't know its exact size, we know it is significantly larger than Stunk's 16.5 cm (6.5 inch) penis. However, during a limited promotional event at the airing of Episode 2, rulers were given out in reference to the ruler Aloe the Fairy used. At the end of this ruler is a picture of Crim's face with the label "Immeasurable", implying that Crim is larger than the ruler can allow, making it at least larger than 30 cm (12 inches)[2]
It's later shown to be large enough to intimidate even experienced porn actresses and sex workers. It's also seen in the anime to cast a shadow large enough to completely cover the Meidri golem at the golem brothel. And at the Will o' Wisps brothel, where people's genitals are covered by a proportionally-sized bright light, the light that covered Crim’s was depicted as a massive light source; in the manga the light covered his entire lower body, and in the anime it was a tall column of light much brighter and more solid than everyone else's that extended up high and off-screen. Although later it is depicted a bit more reasonable-sized, the light source still made to be between forearm and arm-length. In Interspecies Reviewers Comic Anthology - Darkness: Review 15, the censor bar for his genitals is as large and as wide as his whole torso, dwarfing a few of the smaller bunny hybrid Succu-girls.
Personality[]
Crimvael is a friendly and timid angel who is easily embarrassed, and slightly naïve. It's heavily hinted at that he is bisexual. He dislikes Zel and Stunk's extreme perversion at times, as well as how shameless they are.
Crim, however, is not disinterested in experiencing pleasure with his female genitals, as seen when he and the gang went to the Genderswap Inn. Here Crim, Stunk, Kanchal and Zel all temporarily became physically girls, and Crim selected a hyena girl as his partner. Hyena girls have penises as well that are even larger than their male counterparts. This lead to a review of 9/10, causing a reoccurring trend with Crim that he prefer it over the usual on occasions. The highest score he's given though was to Demia, - a great mage who's also interested in him and his powers. It's mentioned in Interspecies Reviewers Comic Anthology - Darkness 2: Review 3 that he likes girls with "a wild side", though despite that and him not being good at being on Top, he found the Myconid Common Puffball to be very enjoyable even though the girl was very submissive.
Crim has also, on occasions, gone to a brothel all on his own, revealing that he does seek out pleasure by himself, rather than always tagging along with Stunk and Zel. The brothel Crim seems to frequent the most is the Fire Dragon's Fem-Flesh BBQ as it's been mentioned that he occasionally smell of coal after he was introduced to the aforementioned brothel. However, Crim seems to be ashamed of the fact he goes to said brothel by choice, as shown in episode 9.
History[]
The goddess sneezed in Crim's direction. Her overflowing power sent the angel flying, breaking a chunk of his halo in the process.
Synopsis[]
Crim lost a piece of his halo in the forest he fell into. He was then attacked by a monster until rescued by Zel and Stunk. Crim then planned to hang around Stunk and Zel until his halo naturally healed itself, in order to go back to heaven. Revealing his tragedy to the others, Zel and Stunk decided to help Crim in order to go to the heavens and find out if there are Succu-joints there too.
After being saved, Stunk and Zel asked whether Crim was a boy or a girl, where he said he was a male. To treat him, Stunk and Zel brought him to the Meow Meow Paradise, where Crim had sex for the first time with Mii. After that adventure, Crimvael started working at Ale & Eats with Meidri. Sometime later he joined Stunk, Zel and Narugami to review the Birdmaid Eldri.
Crim then went to Nectar with Stunk, Zel and Kanchal to review Fairies, but wasn't allowed to have sex with the girls in there due to the large size of his penis.
Abilities[]
Crim is absolutely unsuited for combat. However, as an angel, he does have natural resistance to the majority of elemental powers such as fire, light and poison. That said, Crim does not resist physical attacks, and as a divine being, he is weak to darkness.
Not surprisingly considering he originate from heaven, Crim appears to have excellent vision in extremely bright light. In Episode 06, he is able to see everything that was obscured by the Will O' Wisp light; something that even the Will O' Wisps believed to be impossible.
Crim’s only other power of note is his ability to hover in the air, weakly supported by his halo. Overall, due to Crim’s halo being broken, his powers as an angel are limited.
Reviews[]
Crimvael has reviewed the following brothels:
| Name | Race | Brothel | Anime | Manga | Score | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Eldri | Birdmaid | Episode 01 | Chapter 02 | 7 | "I really like their beautiful wings, they feel so completely different from mine. But since it looks like they're generally the passive type and I'm not really good with being the one on top, I was a little bit troubled... And she told me to stop playing with her wings all the time since they'll be damaged and got angry... Their basic course of bathing together in the forest lake was nice and cold, but I wonder who would order the course with the sand bath... Maybe it's for customers of the same species...?" | |
| - | - | Nectar | Episode 02 | Chapter 04 | 0 | "I won't say why, but I was told none of them would see me...they charged me the initial fee, though... It feels like such a waste... Actually, it was a literal waste of money..." |
| Elza | Beastman (Hyena) | The Genderswap Inn | Episode 03 | Chapter 07 | 9 | Loved the experience; Elza was strong yet gentle. |
| - | - | The Lilim's Frenzied Frolic | Episode 04 | Chapter 09 | 0 | Does not even bother trying. |
| Tiaplate | Salamander | Fire Dragon's Fem-Flesh BBQ | Episode 04 | Chapter 36 | 9 | Satisfied in both soul and stomach |
| Cyclops | One-eyed Club | Episode 05 | Chapter 10 | 7 | Lovely eye, scary play. | |
| Puffball | Myconids | Take Your Mushroom To... | Episode 05 | Chapter 12 | 8 | Liked how soft she was and her nice smell. |
| Meidri-build w/ First-time Filly | Puppet Doll | The Sex Marionette | Episode 06 | Chapter 13 | 8 | |
| Varies | Will o' the Wisp | Seed for Thy Light | Episode 06 | Chapter 11 | 0 | Hated it, the exposure was too embarrassing. |
| Varies | Varies | The Warm Raw Egg | Episode 07 | Chapter 14 | 3 | Mostly disgusting |
| Mig | Beastman (Fox) | The Boss' Evil Lair | Episode 08 | Chapter 16 | 5 | Prefers regular brothels. |
| Mayospell | Succubus | Succubus Tower | Episode 08 | Chapter 17 | 7 | Physically draining. |
| Drone | Human | Magical Lotion | Episode 09 | Chapter 19 | 9 | Does not leave you sticky or smelly. |
| Demia Doll | Decoy Doll | Magic Metropolis | Episode 10 | Chapter 21 | 10 | Enjoyed the experience of having a girlfriend. |
| Varies | Leprechaun | The Blotto Fairy Grotto | Episode 11 | Chapter 25 | 5 | Literally unable to get drunk on booze; saw the premise for what it is. |
| Dream-Eater | The Dream Repeater | Episode 12 | Chapter 27 | 7 | Was slightly disappointed after finding out it was a dream. | |
| - | Cat Bride | Instant Wedding Nights | - | Chapter 29 | 8 | Likes the simulation. Feels safe. |
| - | Hormone Girls | Beast Road | - | Chapter 30 | 9 | Thinks everyone is cute, besides the ones at the end... |
| Dwarf | Unnamed | - | Chapter 32 | 6 | Beginning was good, felt like he was messing up at the end. | |
| Satyr | Kogetsukitei | - | Chapter 33 | 6 | Wishes the girl was more gentle. | |
| Mimic | Unnamed | - | Chapter 35 | 8 | "At first I was anxious, but when I got inside, I was relieved by the unexpectedly normal play. Once inside the box, I saw some extent of the body with the light of my wings and halo. The lower body looks like a mouth at first glance, but if you look closely you can see that there is an ass with legs. The girl was very shy and didn't seem to be used to other people seeing it. Somehow, it became an atmosphere where I became the attacker. It may be the first time I was completely on the offensive." | |
| Spider | Arachne's Nest | - | Chapter 39 | 4 | ||
| Water Nymph | Unnamed | - | 7 |
Trivia[]
- Crim’s name is based off of a sausage dish in Japan, poking fun at his gigantic "sausage".
- Crim’s penis size is by far the largest known from the Reviewers (Stunk, Zel as well as Kanchal) to the point where the fairy brothel had no fairies to choose from in the Nectar.